Playin with the Queen of Farts
Fight farting with farting! If you can, drop a loud rotten fart at the most inappropriate time you can and laugh queen hell. Then turn to her and say: One of 2 situations will happen. Either you two will embark on a great series of farting contests or she might change her attitude about announcing every fart she drops, it's a win-win either way.
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She has to let me know, every time she farts - like a little fart dance wifelovees as she passes by, apparently thinks its cute cause she looks cute.