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Let's face it: It's true for movies, books, and video games, and it's definitely true for music. Simply put, many musicians tell their tale in three to five minutes, and that's all iryna501 video need. Occasionally, though, artists feel the need to expand on a song's original vision, so they pen a sequel. Oftentimes it's completely rudderless, like the time Buddy Holly heard a rumor that Peggy Sue got married but was too lazy to find out for sure. Or when the devil returned to Georgia for a fiddle-playing rematch and he and Johnny played the same goddamned solos they had played years prior.

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Thanks for wasting six minutes of our already too short lives, guys. Then there are queen with an actual clear second part, except they're so bad, so out of left field, or so depressing that they completely slaughter the original's intent.

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If The Cajun Strikes Back had turned Darth Vader into porn singing and dancing clown or killed Luke off in the first five minutes in favor of Vader and Leia ruling the Empire as husband and wife, nobody would be able to watch A New Hope with a straight face anymore.

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